isnt it magnificent
isnt it magnificent
this be my lady
this be my lady

Hello,my name is Igor Parker. When that dang archduke got assinated our friends Serbia were to blame. When Serbia did not meet Austria-Hungary's demand, the war was on. We decided to join Serbia to help them. By doing this, Germany declared war on us. How dumb was that! So we got support from France, and then Germany declared war on them too. But if they want to declare war on us I say go ahead, because they ant got nothin on us!


When I found out hat Ferdinand was dead I was like" heck yes!'. But now that I have seen what had sparked from I realize that it was not the best thing. If you like the black hand or not, they crafty in their work(except that one rookie). Russia forever, Germany never!!!

Right now, us Russians are going to attack Germany from one side while France attacks from the other. All of them think that we are stupid. That we do not have any good weapons. Well let me tell you that they have never met our ace pilots. Now I myself am one with the poison gas that I throw over the to the other trenches. It will temporarily blind them, and thats when we will strike!

a very MANLY flag
a very MANLY flag
This is to unite all the slavic people to join us in the war. Our people respond well with these kinds of posters. Makes them feel good and what not. The commander said that this is a guaranteed way to get more people to defeat those people whose name in which we will not speak of. ( Of course I am talking about the evil German people.)

Okay, maybe I was a bet to eager to talk about my hatred towards Germany. If you didn't here already, Russia is out of the war. Yes the czar signed a treaty with Germany for peace. On the other hand, America is coming in to help our allies(France and Great Britain) to defeat our enemies. So now or troops will stop dying, and we can sit back and see what happens. The slavic people may not be the best of friends with America, but they are pretty cool.

Wll, I am at home now with my family since Russia dropped out of the war. This is a sad Christmas for me because I enjoyed fighting for my country. At least America joined the war to help defeat Germany. My wife had long awaited my return so when I got home it was a jolly occasion. They holidays before this one were fun. We would exchange chocolate and play some soccer. When I saw our enimies come over, I was surprised that they just wanted to celebrate Christmas.

Just the other day the Treaty of Versailles and I feel that Russia feels as if we one won. Finally Germany took blame for this war and that makes my family and I very happy. Although we still mourn the losses of our loved ones. When we first came home, we were considered heroes, but now we have adapted back into normal life.